By Schmidt the Water Bandit
Where I come from water is life! Waterholes are protected to the death down to the last woman and child!
I come to this country, and what do I see? Water, nay, LIFE, being wasted! You people, who live in such lushes, waste so much it's sinful!
Water should be blessed, given to all your gods as tribute! Do you people even know all the things you can do with dirty water?
I suspect not.
Nor will you if you simply toss it all away like dung from a diseased camel.
May all who waste water wither like grass in a drought, and may what you issue from your loins be as sand!
Damn you all!